Sunday, 31 March 2013

Top 5 Most Wanted for Crimes Against Humanity

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1. Confused.com. Wanted for crimes against the soul and also against the gay community.

They've hijacked the gay's traditional signature tune and insist on repeating it again and again and again... until it's too much to bear, and then they repeat it some more. For such tasteless and heinous crimes, they will not be getting my custom ever.

2. Aviva. A sad comedown for Paul Whitehouse from the Fast Show days. His ads are sufficiently irritating to make the TV Mute button absolutely essential equipment. Please take your insurance needs elsewhere.