Sunday, 31 March 2013

Top 5 Most Wanted for Crimes Against Humanity

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1. Confused.com. Wanted for crimes against the soul and also against the gay community.

They've hijacked the gay's traditional signature tune and insist on repeating it again and again and again... until it's too much to bear, and then they repeat it some more. For such tasteless and heinous crimes, they will not be getting my custom ever.

2. Aviva. A sad comedown for Paul Whitehouse from the Fast Show days. His ads are sufficiently irritating to make the TV Mute button absolutely essential equipment. Please take your insurance needs elsewhere.

Sunday, 8 August 2010

British Gas

I'm very disappointed to hear Timothy Spall selling his soul to advertise British Gas, as I'd previously thought him an actor of integrity. For a start, the Government have allowed the company to be sold out to Centrica and so it should be called American Gas. Using the word British should not be allowed - this just takes market share from the patriotic but undiscerning (in the same way as BT do).
Try telling my friend - whilst he was at work, British Gas broke down his front door to cut off his gas supply for non-payment. That would have been harsh treatment indeed, even if he'd had gas installed. In my last interaction with British Gas, they have been so utterly incompetent, officious and pedantically unhelpful that I shall never have any further dealings with them.
I therefore find the tone of their recent advert, when they claim to be caring, responsible, efficient and altogether acting in the best interests of their customers to be particularly galling.

Last week

BT persist with their smug git campaign aimed at the terminally undiscerning. Please someone, GTCOMT. In the meantime, I do not intend to contribute anything to the cost of keeping these annoying twats on my TV screen.